Bindaas Bollywood

These are few lines. Try to recollect them from typical bollywood flicks.

1.”Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne waali hoon”

Yes, that’s the one dialogue you might have heard a thousand times. But still it’s one of the cheesiest and most celebrated lines in the history of cinematic romances. And now the girl doesn’t want to get the child aborted, in any case.

2.”Ye ek maa ka dil hai”

            Maa ka dil is something that can bring tears into everyone’s eyes. Beta chahe police me inspector ho ya roadchaap goonda. Maa will love her chand ka tukda the same way.

3.”Tum Mujhe Nahi Kharid Sakte”

            Yes! Its 100% true. You can’t bribe the new SP/ACP. He is the most honest officer that the police clan has ever seen. So his imaan is not that negotiable.

4.”Tum meri chinta mat karo, use maaro”

            Our hero is in a dilemma. On one end his loved one is dying, on the other the villain is escaping. What to do, and what not! A real fix.

5.”Kanoon Ke Haath Bahut Lambe Hote Hain”

            This you must have realised that no one escapes the hand of the law. Blind law to be precise. The do kaudi ka policewala often uses this dhamki.

6.”Kanoon ko apne haath me mat lo, ise humare hawale kar do”

            One of the fat, unworthy inspectors having a rusted, old gun in his hands somehow manages to save the culprit exactly when the hero is about to take the law in his hands by murdering him.

7.”Pata nahi kiske saath mooh kala karwa ke aayi hai”

            It simply hints at the cause that led to the statement number 1.

8.”Tum chahte kya ho?”

            The hero/his family member/lover asks to the villain with such stupidity that even puts our PM to shame.

9.”Humari bitiya rani toh laakho mein ek hai”

            We know that everyone is one out of the total population. What’s so fussy about the daughter that the oldest woman in the family has to scream out this line, when they are negotiating for her marriage.

10.”Agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai...”

            One of the most challenging lines used by the hero/villain for the other. Maa-ka-doodh remains the most nutritious drink. Ever.

These were the few I remember now. Hope you enjoyed reading.